Language Difference - Chinglish

Recently I happen to see a funny picture on  Reader's Digest. It is a sign which informs the tourist of the wet floor. The sign reads "CAREFULLY SLIP AND FALL DOWN". Below are the original sign and my comic version.

I guess most of the tourists will laugh at the first sight of the sign. It seems that they care how you hurt yourself. For Chinese who know a little bit about English, they know how it happens - It is the language difference! The first two Chinese characters in PIC#1 means caution or Be careful! While the last two Chinese characters in PIC#1 means that (it is possible to) slip and fall down. Together, the sign means, be careful, or you may slip and fall down! The translator does not have a good command of English as well as Chinese, thus they pay less attention to the connotative meaning of Chinese character.

Interested by such subject, I searched some typical Chinglish quotes, can you figure out the exact meaning? Proper wording is in the bracket.

• Please do not forget yours everything! (Do not lost your stuff!)
• Less use paper (Non't wast paper!)
• Locked room (Dressing room)
• Foot care (Watch your step)
• Please do non't pick fruits (Please don't pluck fruits)

OK, that's all for the example. If you are about to go sighting in China, you have to study these signs. I am just kidding, there can be such funny signs in small towns or cities. But in mega cities, for instance Shanghai and Beijing, you will never see such ridiculous signs.
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